Just left for LAX

The Premium Oneliner

The Premium One-liner(uttered by economy passengers lost in the 1st class area)

At LAX I sometimes assist with the self serve machines in first/business class. We get to screen people coming in the area by saying/asking..”Are you first, business, platinum/gold priority access?”..  and we get some funny responses… sometimes…usually one liners. I started making a list today.

1. Regular.

2. The peon section.

3. Just economy.

4. Can’t I just use these sets?

5. But we have a baby.

6. Good ol’ American regular!! <— (my favorite)

7. Nobody

8. I’m nuthin.

9. How do you tell?

10. No idea!

11. Don’t know..but I just have a question…

If anyone wants to add some you’ve gotten - plz share.

Anyone is free to post comments.